when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts

(via bradfod)

- me: i'm going to bed early tonight.
- me:
- me: is that the sun

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)

solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by

v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

(via radloheads)

- me: wow she has a nice butt
- me: i wish i had her butt
- me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
- me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
- me:
- everyone:
- me: phew

i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???

thats right 7

(Source: terrakion, via radloheads)