Happy 19th Birthday Harry!

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carpetpissers:

when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts

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edlirai:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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  • me: i'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me: 
  • me: is that the sun


screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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  • me: wow she has a nice butt
  • me: i wish i had her butt
  • me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
  • me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
  • me: 
  • everyone: 
  • me: phew


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frozenfoods:

i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???

thats right 7

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juilan:

The dates on my papers will look like this for a few weeksimage

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audrey. ♥


hola niggas.

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